Malaria

If I could define malaria it would go something like this.

Malaria, n. (fucker): a demon that is inserted into your veins by an evil mosquito. Said demon will take over for a full 7-hour night and eject every drop of liquid and solid possible out of your body, leaving you shaking, dizzy and sweating.

Synonyms: beastly, calamitous, corrupt, damnable, depraved, destructive, disastrous, execrable, flagitious, foul, harmful, hateful, heinous, hideous, iniquitous, injurious, loathsome, low, maleficent, malevolent, malicious, malignant, nefarious, no good, obscene, offensive, pernicious, poison, rancorous, reprobate, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, spiteful, stinking, ugly, unpleasant, unpropitious, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, wrathful, wrong

i threw up over 25 times my bad night. quite honestly i don't believe it was malaria. i think it was a parasite but not malaria. but i spent 5 hours on a table in the clinic getting pumped fluids and meds intravenously and the doctor there said so. i have been disagreeing for days but in any case it totally sucked. my waistline is happier.